happy birthday

FYI,

my title of the post was damn random.

i was listening to HAPPY BIRTHDAY by CLICK FIVE on the radio

yeah yeah oh oh
i know it’s kind of lame
but happy birthday!

 

last activity for the charlie girls  me today (?)
though it was meant for those going spec course only :/

after school holidays i’ll be missing the ncc day rehearsals due to SYFOC.

and then soon we’ll take over D:

SPEC COURSE IS JUST NEXT WEEK OH DAMN.

to be precise,

it’s just 2 days away.

oh god.

****

anyway back to today’s activity.

QUITE FUN I GUESS.

cos we practised our ifc mutuals 

apparently the things i said on personal camouflage were funny cos they kept smiling/laughing when i was standing there :O

what’s so funny about STICKING LEAVES AND TWIGS ALL AROUND YOUR BODY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A BUSH?!

correct what!

 

and then we took pictures! YAY

staff janice, why aren’t you online? D:
i want the pictures!

 

crap, i got a bloody sunburn.

i think i’ll get skin cancer in the future.
i get sunburns so often!

:O

 

(shit my post is so boring and random what the hell)

 

 

OKAY I’M VERY SCREWED.

i totally don’t have time to do my projects/homework and go for exco meetings.

next week whole week booked by ncc activities.

next next week got chiang mai ocip (I CAN’T WAIT!)

last week i am left with only the weekends.

 

right, i just realised i have only 4 freaking (free) days left. 

 

******

MY POST IS SO UNMEANINGFUL.

bye.

 

 

it’s all over tonight

PLEASE COME BACK LATER FOR MY POST.

SHIRLEEN THE PIG IS NOT SENDING ME ANY PICTURES YET SO I CAN’T POST ANYTHING.

BYE

i posted that above chunk of words 2 hours ago,

and it’s currently 11pm now.

i need my beauty sleep.

(my mum sucks by the way)

 

*****

gold wings officially ended with a bloody test which i don’t know half of the answers today.

but anyway, i have confidence of passing.

AIYA HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO PASS?

 :D

okay actually i think it’s very hard, but i gotta start building up my self-confidence for spec course (!!)

 

it’s actually kind of sad.

no more travelling to bukit batok early in the morning to take qw’s car,

no more reaching air force school an hour earlier and insulting of that pig.

no more fatherly sirs and cute old sirs (shhhh i got a crush on them shirleen! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!).

no more nice auditorium and sleeping during lectures.

no more marching around air force school PLUS me and qw running in a file to catch up with weiqiang’s super fast timing.

no more NICE FOOD OMG WTH.

no more irritating people i should be glad actually.

 

talking about irritating people,
this year’s gold wings was kind of interesting with all those meow (please use ur imagination, it’s not hard to guess) school people being so annoying and shouting ever so loudly thinking they very cool.

somemore they got people get caught for not tucking in their no. 3 uniform and had to suffer from the humiliation of tucking in and out the shirt in front of everybody,
yet looking ever-so-gleeful.

worse still,
got people from that meow school got caught for scolding an auntie who called him to put the plate away.
and he got scolded by that sergeant in front of everybody.

WHAT GLORY.

but i like what the auntie said to him when he was made to apologize

 

“IT’S THE STUDENTS THAT MAKE THE SCHOOL AND NOT THE SCHOOL THAT MAKES THE STUDENTS.”

totally agreed.

******

okay after gold wings today,
the 3 of us went to simei east point for lunch.

i still remember that was the place we went last year when we got scammed to reach AFS at 8am and the course actually starts at 1pm.

-.-

after eating we decided to travel all the way to bugis to take neoprints! yay yay yay.

 

HAHAHAH TELL ME HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE QIAOWEI PLEASE.
she’s so darn cute.

 

okay so on the train,
we were trying so hard to take a picture with shirleen holding the mirror  PLUS our reflections showing in the mirror.

 

 

 

 

we gave up.

 

yay cute qiaowei!

 

 

okay lah shirleen, don’t emo,

i post a picture of you too okay?

aiya scandalous pretty girl who likes another pretty girl,

why you go cover your face?!

so many guys want to see your face alright! :D:D:D

 

 

we stuck ours right smack in the middle of others LOL.

 

*****

adventures of miss ngo hiam : takoyaki

miss ngo hiam :  ooooooo TAKOYAKI! yummy yum yum!

miss ngo hiam : AIYA! sauce leak out already, so unglam. 
                          cannot, i must be a glam ngo hiam.
                          i shall not stick the whole takoyaki in my mouth anymore.
                          remember, to be like a lady, you must take small bites and nibble your takoyaki!

miss ngo hiam : OI YOU! WHY YOU TAKE MY PICTURE?! BANANA LAH YOU CANNOT SEE I EATING TAKOYAKI AH?!!!??

shirleen the stalker : huh, but you’re supposed to be glam miss ngo hiam! you’re MISS GOLDWINGS 2008! *flashes smile*

miss ngo hiam : OH YEAH HOR. okay come come take more photo i pose for you.
                          you know what or not? my agent, joycelin the homo say i look best when i eat!
                          COME I POSE FOR YOU! !

(starts eating again)

 

miss ngo hiam : AIYA ALAMAK! why so blur?
                          ONE MORE ONE MORE!

 

miss ngo hiam : WAHHH SO NICE.
                          i look so photogenic when i eat righttttttttt?

 

******

that above story was completely created by yours truly
so creative right.
HEH.

 

bye bye wings courses! i’ll miss the boring lectures ):

see my wings so nice

*****

alright then after that shirleen went to meet her online shopper and i went to beach road with liqin and shuwei.
got our stuffs.

BLOODY HELL PLEASE DON’T GO GREEN ADVENTURE TO BUY YOUR THINGS.
scam like shit.
the crest there was 7 dollars,
beach road only 3 dollars.

zzz.

OH AND BEACH ROAD IS A SCARY PLACE,

cos i met transvestites (!!)

at first i just saw this two figures wearing shades INDOORS with pink makeup walking past me.
and then they were talking in this damn gay way (definitely not women speaking) .

for a moment i thought they were just some weird people who wear shades indoors,
but then SOMETHING JUST WASN’T RIGHT.

I TURNED AROUND (biggest mistake of the century).

i saw that gay wearing a white cardigan with pink shirt inside plus white skinnies and he/she was shaking his/her butt!

GRR GROSS.

 

i didn’t know i would see these kind of stuff at beach road.

but on second thought,
IT’S QUITE INTERESTING LEH.

HAHAHAHAH.

maybe i can see more when i go chiang mai for ocip

 

*****
anyway, after that freaky incident, WE WENT TO BUGIS AGAIN.

seriously, don’t wear your ncc uniform to shopping centres.
people keep staring at you.

not because i’m pretty.

but because i dress unlike everybody else.

damn.

hi shuwei, is there any way where i can photoshop ur hands away and add some face features on it?

i’ll make you look like a korean artiste

i don’t have a neck.

 

toilet breaks

food at air force school was undoubtly great again today.

we had chicken wings and ice cream

except that there wasn’t THAT many flavors to choose from.

but heck,

i know all of you all are jealous that we get to eat ice cream during a ncc activity :D

 

anyway, i feel abnormal today.

in the morning i was super high and refused to let the two of them go to sleep so that they could talk to me.

 

qiaowei : did you eat esctasy or something?

 

cannot lah qiaowei, i’m donning no 3 uniform,

will have double charge one.

yeah then after that i fell asleep in that cute indian sir’s lecture.

awwww i’m sorry i’m bad,
i’m sorry you’re blue,
i’m sorry about all the things i said to youuuuuuuuuu.

the sir had such a cute voice can
not those boy boy cute,
more like those uncle-ly cute LOL.

shit i like old men.

OH GOD SAVE ME (!)

 

eh shirleen xie pixie,
i have absolutely NO CRUSH on that whoever-guy-that-sat-on-zhu’s-seat.
i like old men,
and i like you.
i’m your bus.

HAHAHAHAHAH INSIDE JOKE.

*****

DAMN IT LAH I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I’VE GOT 4 PILES OF NOTES TO STUDY.
GRRRRRRR.
AND PIXIE, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SEND US THAT GSK STUFF.

alright,
RI is added to the list of schools going for spec course.

crescent, RI, HCI, yuhua, rgs(?), anymore?

D:

gold wings D1

i’m so tired,

even though we were released about an hour early today.

 

it’s kinda sad i can’t even sit through lectures without falling asleep nowadays.

jotting down notes don’t help at all.

look at the notes i wrote :

click to enlarge.

i had to write all these crap in my notes to keep myself entertained.

how interesting.

 

in the end, during the second lecture (which was the continuation of the one last year )
i gave up.

anyway we were given notes,

so no fear no fear.

 

the only thing i look forward to in the course is THE FOOD.

yay yummy yum yum.

last year there was apple juice, fried rice , satay and chicken wing (!)
today there was orange juice, curry chicken, nice veges, tofu and sotong ball (!)

 

i sound like a glutton.

 

oh and shirleen ahhhhhhhh.
maybe the van incident will happen again!
*winks at qiaowei*

 ******

i’m in a urgent need of money!

why can’t i be like xiaxue or something?
then i can earn big bucks just by sitting in front of the computer

but then again, maybe it’s a bad idea.

cos i don’t want mrs look to be ill-speaking about me to my juniors one fine day during lang arts lessons.

:/

anybody has any money opportunities please contact me NOW.

i’m desperate.

 

 ps. zhufeng said he has an IQ level of 164.
PLEASE ALL DO THIS:

O.O

syfoc training number one

i like the fact that i’m kept busy.

cos when i’m a busy person,

#1 i don’t have a reason to stay at home to slack and eat.
#2 i know i’m doing something meaningful.
#3 i won’t get fat cos i don’t eat .
#4 i won’t think too much and turns suicidal.
#5 i seem pro.

****

had our first syf opening ceremony training today

and we were one of the latest group of people to reach.
(or maybe we were the latest)

not bad not bad,
we get to march with m16 rifles WITH BAYONET (!)

in case you don’t know,
it looks like the one at the top

but that makes the whole weapon super dangerous.
feei’s fingers got cut by it and there was this girl in our contigent who got cut at the back of her head and got sent to the hospital.

 

freaky.

 

matching with rifle is damn tiring okay.
somemore my hand can’t grab the whole pistol grip.

stupid small hands i have.

i can forsee more tiring trainings ahead.

GO G-O-H CONTIGENT !

rgs girls are damn nan ren

 

******

OKAY MY IRRITATING MOTHER IS FORCING ME TO GO FOR DINNER NOW.

goodnight.

hi

i can’t be bothered to think of a title today.

cos,

I’M NOT HAPPY.

firstly, how happy can a sick person get?

secondly, how happy can someone who screwed up her own shooting results get?

and when i say screwed, i mean SCREWED. LIKE SCREWED UPSIDE DOWN RIGHTSIDE UP LEFT  AND RIGHT NORTH SOUTH EAST WEST.
ask the specialists if you don’t believe me.

and thirdly, how happy can someone who knows the problems within your own platoon but remain so helpless get?

 

YOU TELL ME HOW.

****

anyway, sad matters aside,

after today’s activity we went out to eat with staff janice and master sgt shuyun!

O.O something damn funny must have happened.

LOOK AT BOTH OF THEIR FACES LOL!

hi staff (!) i got your picture

damn i couldn’t get msg shuyun’s picture (!!!)

they were designing the neoprints excitedly.

HI QIAOWEI CUTE GIRL.

*****
anyway there was this scene that happened on bus 97 today.

 

qiaowei: (looking at my handphone’s pictures)

fat woman sitting at the last row : eh can lend me your phone? i need to call someone.

qiaowei : (looks at me)

me : no cannot.

fat woman : i need to call the person, in front only (points in front).

me: you borrow from someone else lah. my handphone running out of batt.

fat woman : i need to call, in front only.

me : cannot. i need to call people also.

fat woman : then you cannot lend me ah?

me: cannot i need to call.

fat woman : then you cannot lend me ah?

me: (shakes head and turns around)

 

okay sue me for being an unhelpful rv student.

BUT HEY WTH SHE’S WEIRD.

my mum taught me from young i shouldn’t lend handphones or money to people who look like scammers.

and she looked like one :X

if she’s one, she’s a lousy one.

#1 call the person in front – bloody hell she can just walk right, no legs ah? must be too fat to walk.
#2 keep asking me for the phone – hey, i’m not a kindergarten kid. suspicions do rise.
#3 ONLY asked me for the phone - wow if she really need the phone that urgently, can’t she ask people sitting beside her? why keep pestering me since i already refused to?

 

I’M SORRY LAH I’M AN UNHELPFUL RV STUDENT WHOM MRS LOOK WON’T READ MY NAME OUT ALOUD DURING ASSEMBLY TO PRAISE ME.
GO COMPLAIN LOR.

 

but i trust my instincts and i still think she’s trying to scam.

GRRRR.

i not stupid okay.

you think you hard you think i’m soft

oh yes, i’m sick.

 

BLOODY HELL WHY THE HECK AM I SICK.

who was that idiot that passed me those horrible flu germs?!

damn.

 

****
yesterday had rv’s annual cross country

and since 6 am, i have been perspiring non-stop.

zzz

i knew i was going to be sick.

it was rather boring cos we didn’t run :/
but then again,
we saved many people cos we handed out mineral waters to them!

ohhhhh and MINOTAUR WON! YAY YAY YAY

omg finally.

our cheers totally rules.

 

yeah then the whole thing ended (actually i don’t really remember alot of what happened during the cross country cos i was feeling damn sick and tired.)

 

i’ve got a sunburn on my nose by the way.

zzz

*****

after that we went off to ncc hq to draw our no. 1!

thanks janice! for walking us to hq.

took quite a long time to choose our uniform and i got myself a gay one. for someone gay like me

 

see, the brand is EVERGAY.

i didn’t take a picture with it though, cos i need to realign those buttons for the rank D:
BUT! I’VE GOT A MODEL IN NO.1!

eh, model, honoured to be featured on my blog right.

heh heh.

****

oh anyway, on the way to yiochukang everyone was acting cool.

cos we all had our ears plugged with earphones and we didn’t talk much.

LOL.

feei, you look scary here.

after drawing our no 1s we headed down to amk for lunch.
ate at mos burger!

 

look at that red lump of thing in shirleen’s phone,

it’s supposed to be icecream.

and liqin, your phone damn extra.

hahaha they were all tired after the long day.

did the man behind shuwei fart?

LOL.

hahaha it’s fun to catch people offguard

*****

alright IMT tmrw.
good luck man.

damn sick

READERS ALERT!

THE FOLLOWING POST IS GONNA BE DAMN HELL BORING.
READ IT ONLY IF YOU’RE BORED TO TEARS.

 

seriously,
today was such a horrible day.

i can totally drop dead in front of my computer right now.

sorethroat, phlegm stuck in my throat, blocked nose, weird voice, constipation, super full stomach, stiff neck and shoulders.

i didn’t even have the energy to stay alive in geog lesson today.

JUST. DROPPED. DEAD.

zzz

thank god mr chan didn’t see me sleeping at the back of the class.

or maybe he saw, whatever i don’t care.
I WAS SICK!

 

i hope i can make it for cross country tomorrow.
don’t need to run by the way.

it would be such a waste if i can’t go :X

and and and!

we are going to collect our no. 1 uniform from ncc hq tomorrow OMG.

can’t wait.

i’ll drag myself there no matter what.

PICTURES TOMORROW!

heh.

 

****

i can’t continue with this blog post anymore.

my mucus is going to leak out from my nose any moment.

i bet someone cursed me.

*****

my best partner.

yes i’ve got 2 pink clocks.
what the hell.
if it wasn’t because i woke up at 9.30 when my exco meeting was supposed to be at 9 at je yesterday,
i wouldn’t have bought it.

somemore it’s DISNEY PRINCESS one.

gross but no choice,

i was told by winnie that it was loud and effective.

 

PERFECT.

 

i know i won’t be jobless in the future

I CAN ALWAYS BE A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR.

cool.

xinmun the crazy girl.

gossip session!
walau why am i not in?!

yo tablemate! LOL.

*****

okay i really need to go sleep.

can die.

 

bbq at PA resort!

ROTARACT BBQ!

(i’m annoyed by the fact that my previously typed post is gone. so i shall post mostly pictures.)

met up with alvin, veron and tianli at pasir ris and got to PA resort.

apparently we were the youngest there cos the rest were all adults.
but that’s a good thing,
cos that means we can fool and run around like little kids and wait for the food to come!

YAY.

before the bbq we went to take a walk at the beach and we saw xuqin, shirlynn and nicole,
who went there for some ASEAN NIGHT party or something.

we were practically intruders there cos we didn’t had tickets.
somemore we stole a few cups of drinks.

found a platform to sit down on and we whipped out our phones to take pictureeeeeeeeeees!

 

i ♥ self timers.

alvin’s phone cannot get me to stop laughing.

must be a curse.

tianli, veronica and alvin!

i’ve got nice juniors

yo jianwei.

he’s a camwhore camgigolo really.

 

then after a while we got bored and went to write some cool shit on the sand.

 

we are stupid emo freaks.

i am a talented photographer aren’t i?

*****

then it got quite dark and we couldn’t take pictures anymore so we went back.

anyway the asean night thing held concurrently at pasir ris park was cool,
except for the performances.

we could hear it from the bbq pit and all the rotaractors were screwing their faces up.

LOL

they’ve got bad lighting and smoke gushing all over the stage (which you can’t see here, too bad).
PLUS the brilliant voices and band of the performers.

 

typical characteristics of a getai.

for a moment i thought i could sing better,
but nah, i’ve got no balls.
which is true, in a sense.

*****

the food was good the food was good!

i felt bad cos i didn’t help out in the cooking.

 

 

NOT.

heh heh.

thank you rotaractors!
YOU ALL ARE SOOOOOOOOOO NICE.

it was quite sad for veron cos alvin refused to give her any food.

ALVIN AH, BULLY MY JUNIOR!

make her like this cat like that,

look at its saaaaaaaaaaaaad eyes D:

 

****

seriously i think alvin and i were rather childish yesterday,
worse than our 2 juniors.

we went to play on the slide and ran around like fools (we even had the thought of running to costa sands – which is on the other end of pasir ris park – to get rid of all the fats we consumed).

(omg is that some ghostly hand appearing behind alvin?!)

anyway i doubt you all know,
but i’ve known alvin for more than 8 years now.

amazing isn’t it?

he still remembers the fact that i beat him in sec 1 and got 1st in class by half a mark.

and i can’t forget the fact that he pissed me off in p5 cos he kept calling my dad bald.

DAMN YOU ALVIN.

 

hahahah but that was all in the past

*****

the night ended off at the ASEAN NIGHT party.
cos shir and nic got us there and we started singing and dancing and screaming along with the songs played by the DJ.

there was this guy who were interested in xuqin LOL.
and alvin was trying to act funny and tried to pretend he was interested in xuqin too.

alvin : (drinks coke and passes to xuqin) HEY XUQIN, WANT TO DRINK?!
xuqin : (hesitates)
guy : (GLARES)

alvin : xuqin! let’s take a picture together!
xuqin : oh okay.

guy : (GLARES)

alvin : xuqin! later we take cab i send you to your FRONT GATE okay!
xuqin : (thinking)
guy : (GLARES)

HAHAHAHA I WAS LAUGHING THROUGHOUT LAH!
that guy was so freaking jealous man.

but jinfu was worried for her,
saying if there was beer ah, then die already.

and he added one sentence

 

“世界上的男人都是畜牲.”

agreed.

hahaahah!

*****

so nice.

don’t worry be happy. LIKE ME! :D

hello!

let’s not emo about exam results and play viwawa!

 

alright that was really random cos i’m playing daidi with joshua oh right now.

*****

we got back all our papers already.
didn’t do as bad as i expected.

in fact i did overly well D:

but i was still dissapointed with my bio results.
like !!! , I STUDIED THE WHOLE DAY FOR BIO LEH AND BLOODY HELL I’M THE BOTTOM 6TH.

 

never mind never mind.

i’m supposed to don’t worry and be happy.

 

*****
okay i think i should stop deceiving myself.

i’m actually not happy at all.

 

early in the morning, ___ had to tell us about ____.
of course starting you hear already damn happy.
but then you’ll wonder,
what about the rest?

and he said “err no.”

it’s unfair alright.
look at the amount of hard work and effort she put in.
and now?

NOTHING.

 

then after that boey had to return us our bio papers and made me sad again cos i saw my horrible marks.

*****

i think my class rocks

it’s like damn cool,
the whole class was walking the first half round when mr red lizard asked us to run 7/8 rounds for pe.

like on strike like that HAHAHAH.

people always have the stereotypical thinking that 3c is a mugger class.
YES LAH TRUE WE TRIPIE SCIENCE SO WE GOT BRAINS AND STUDY HARD DURING EXAMS AND GOT NO LIFE.

wait, please define “got life”.
if what you mean by “life” is going out everyday after school and have lunch at a restaurant with friends followed by a trip to the arcade for ddr/daytona/whatever and don’t leave for home before 8pm,
i think i got more life than you.

i may seem like a person burdened with alot of shitwork and events,
but i enjoy the after effects of every thing i do.

it’s like new experience for me everytime.
(talking about this, i think i should post about my whitewater rafting trip soon!)

hah, so fun and exciting.

so much more interesting than going arcade or pool or ogling at hot guys from NUM.

*****

to think i digressed so much.

*****

bballed with some platoonmates after that

BY THE WAY,
WE HAD SS AT LT1 AFTER SCHOOL TODAY.

results were quite alright, but no, that’s not the main point.

main point is,

i think being a SS teacher is damn cool.

you can just sit there and use your most sarcastic tone and tell the whole sec 3 cohort how no common sense they are, or how illogical their answers seem.
or simply,
HOW THEIR ANSWERS SUCK.

or even better,
you can sit there and refuse to allow any single one to open their mouth.
and delay their time so they can’t go home,
and maybe,
go home with you.

then after that,
you can be all noble and tell the people how you are willing to give full marks for just simply ONE inference in one question.

like this :

yo year 3s looking at my blog, thank me (!)
click to enlarge.

very nice.
if i can’t be a psychiatrist next time,
i shall be a SS teacher.

*****

exams are over,

don’t be sad everyone!

Macdonalds (fat ass it)
what men want
stupid men.