i’m a great sinner

“DIGRESSING IS A SIN”

And i’ve just commited that horrible misdeed.
i ought to be rolled over by a car

okay actually i didn’t exactly digressed.
at least i managed to copy notes into my notebook for the past 2 hours and got some bio stuff into my head.

but i simply could not stand staring at the notes anymore.
it’s killing me.

 

EXAMS SUCK.

boo.

not to mention that friday is the start of exams already :/
I HAVEN’T MEMORISE BIO GEOG PHYSICS CHEMISTRY SINGAPORE STUDIES.

stupid pigeonegg.

chem is total bullshit.
i don’t get mr ng.

alright, put it in this way.
I DON’T GET ALL THE NIE TEACHERS/RELIEF TEACHERS.
they can’t teach. i don’t like their way of teaching.

it’s like some curse.
everytime some other teachers come and teach me instead of our supposed subject teacher,
i’d do damn badly for that term/semester.

or maybe it’s just my problem.

******

i won’t set goals for these midyear exams.
cos i know it’s impossible to reach my goals, considering my progress currently.
though nothing is impossible.

 

I SHALL PREDICT MY RESULTS.

Langarts : B3
HCL : C6
Maths : A1
Bio : B4
Chem : B4
Physics : C5
Geography : B3
SS : A1 (if i study and got enough CK)

GPA 2.31(!)

 

i think i’ll really lie on the road and let some truck run over me if i see this on my report book.
right, i’ll go study now!

 

exam stress? i don’t feel anything.

this is bad.

i don’t feel stressed.

damn.

it means i’m too self-confident about my exams and that’s a horrible thing.
considering nothing gets absorb in my brain during lessons.
like !!!!!, i can totally kill myself.
FYI, i may look as though i’m paying 100% attention in class (cos i’m staring at the teacher) , but in actual fact I’M NOT.

(i hope benny boey doesn’t read this)

let’s count,
i have, 1 , 2, 3, 4 …

yes FOUR DAYS LEFT BEFORE THE EXAMS.
plenty of time to study.

i shall unleash all my super brain cells from now onwards and start mugging.

YES MUGGING (!)

 

hardcore mugging from tonight 8 pm onwards.
and i promise this mug would not be broken

oh it was sad! oh it was sad! oh it was sad when the mug drop on the flooooooooor.

 

*******

anyway, gayle took my phone away and went around to take pictures of our class.

here’s what i found in my phone after i got it back.

 

hello szefan the gigolo, you look damn funny here.

hello changwei’s tongue, are you attempting to french my phone? o.0
no way man.
my phone’s my new boyfriend

this is weisheng who won the nobel prize with a head that can bomb away terrorists.
hidden behind the chair is bernice.
nah, not anti-social.
just shy.

i think his back view looks better.

this is bernice
apparently she’s having fun talking to weisheng.

hello lydia.
your hair reminds me of the egyptian queen

our welfare reps handed out pieces of round paper and we had to write our name on it to serve as a deco on the noticeboard.
this is Junwei’s paper.

and at the bottom, it says
“you think people can see ah?”

HAHAHAH!

i’m so sorry for those names written up here. heh.
but actually there was only one, cos the bottom two were cancelled.

fyi, it was not written by me.

******
alright.
it’s 8pm.

hardcore mugging!
BYE.

 

i’m the emcee!

this was the number of people kath and i had to face today.

surprisingly i wasn’t too nervous or freaked out when i was facing the crowd.

even after making a horrible mistake.
like !!!

 

*****
had a tiff with my mum before i left home today.
i think having periods brought me mood swings almost everyday (and my ma’s going through menopause zzz)
we were practically yelling at each other in the house.
i think the exams are stressing me out.
yelling/shouting kind of made me feel better.

alright,
then chiong-ed down (apparently argueing with my mum was time-consuming and i was late) and met katherine and her dad.
katherine’s dad damn zai, know his directions freaking well.
he even drew a map for kath so we can follow the directions and walk the the mrt station after the ceremony.

 

*****
reached Singapore Buddhist Lodge and toured around and did rehearsals.
SBL is basically this temple cum office which is located at orchard and is damn bloody out  in the middle of all the condos.

rehearse rehearse, talked with valerie from dunman high (2 MINUTES SPEECH! HAHAHA) and she’s from air rifle!

darn cool.

 

3 pm
students started streaming in and katherine was being such a kanchiong spidey.
i at first not nervous one, then she made my stomach flipped a few times.
zzz.

3.50pm
funny yet embarassing.
at first there’s this guy (someone from the organising comm who is also an rv senior who graduated like, 43 years ago?!) who said, “3.50pm you all go up stage and wait for my cue to speak.”
then we realised it was damn weird to stand there and play staring games with the audience,
so we discussed with some of the volunteer helpers there.
in the end we decided not to go up first.

then we had to keep a lookout to see if anyone comes in and gives the cue.

after a very very long while,
this indian man (this is not a racist remark) suddenly appeared at the doorway and started clapping damn happily.
ME AND KATH THOUGHT THE G-O-H ARRIVED AND RUSHED UP
and i continued saying “ladies and gentlemen, please rise and give thunderous applause blah blah…”
then the coordinator was like “wrong stop! wrong person.”
i totally blanked out and went ??!?!! and nearly said shit into the mike (i just went “shhh…”)
but nehmind, managed to solve the problem.

smart me

4.00pm
ceremony started.
thank god everything went smoothly.
just that my feet hurt like crap.

i’m glad that we didnt’t make any serious mistakes

(at least i thought i did. guess what happened next.)

5.30 pm
ceremony ended and we were granted that wonderful chance to have reception in the conference room! yay shiok.
saw miss chuang there and she said we did a great job double shiok.

ate quite alot there :/

and the senior minister of state was sitting right opposite me at the other end. feel so honoured sia.

okay try enlarging and squint your eyes.
then maybe u can see.

 

anyway i was sitting beside this lady,
who was the principal of xinmin sec.
god, i actually talked to her, ABOUT THE SCHOOL.
she asked me if i liked the idea of an ip programme and whether our school allows handphones. LOL
and then she asked me about the satellite school in beijing (or something along that line) and i made up some answer cos i didn’t know what exactly that is, just that i saw it in the school newsletter the other time.

she better not tell miss ek, about what i said if i gave her wrong info.

one thing that she said made me damn laokui.
“just to make a point. we usually pronounce RADM as rear admiral and not R.A.D.M.”

omg kill me please.
i read that for so many bloody times and no one corrected me.
oh goddddddddddd.

but one thing that made me feel damn shiok was when people started praising us about how well we performed everywhere we go.

boost my confidence a whole lot hahahahaaha.

and we shook hands with this old man guy who said he must shake hands with the emcees before he leaves.
after that he said “see you in NUS soon!”
at first i stun.
after a while then i understood what he meant.
me and kath deduced he is the principal of NUS.
but on second thought,
i think he only got the lecturer look.

*****
ate again  with katherine ng at causeway.
talked a hell lot.
she said that i am too sloppy and straightforward.
and i agreed, cos it’s darn true.
i’m so freaking lazy i can’t stand it myself.

 

anyway, pictures!

i’m going to run tmrw.

Katherine the pro.

sorry it’s katherine the look-where-?!

7 years of friendship.
i enjoyed chatting with you, emcee partner.

weird i know but i have a fetish for roads and lights at night heh.

 

******

lesson learnt :
1. go find out how to pronounce a word you dont know.
2. never wear shoes that are bigger than your actual feet size.

long wait

yeah man.

finally, after waiting for 2 whole years,

WE GOT OUR NCC TEES!

damn cool it’s in black.

front

back

and i like the crest most

by the way, anyone wants to change a S with my M? M covered my elbows -.-

*******

shit i forgot what to blog about.

today was a pretty much sucky day.
cos i barely passed my physics.
one and a half more mark gone and i’d have failed.
damn, i feel super dumb whenever i see that last question of that paper.
LENSES question. i spent 10 minutes staring at that grid given and was trying to figure out how to get the scale done.
and the thing that kept running through my head was “10 smallest units is equals to 1 cm.”

then when time’s up.
something struck me.
like lightning strike like that.
effect also the same.
cos i nearly died after knowing that.

10 SMALLEST UNITS IS EQUALS TO 2 CM LAH ASSHOLE.
i still go use ruler measure somemore.
damn it why didn’t i measure it like during that 10 minutes?

7 MARKS WASTED.

******

going to be emcee at some bursary award with katherine tmrw
wearing rv blazer gah. damn hot can.
like hot as in red hot chilli (pepper) and hot as in the temperature.

KATHERINE I DEMAND A TREAT AFTER THAT.

hopefully i can find time to take pictures tomorrow.

bye i need to bathe.

 

i’m truly sorry if this picture has caused discomfort to your eyes.
but i’m not going to remove it (:

another sad song

hey you!

you shouldn’t be reading this you know!
MID YEARS ARE JUST NEXT WEEK.
what the hell are you doing here reading my blog?!
you shouldn’t even have on-ed your computer!.
GO STUDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

 

*****

alright, that above paragraph was from me to you.
but it’s kind of an irony though.
i should be welcoming as many people to read my blog as possible (since it’s new ).

BUT STILL.

exams are important.
i don’t want my readers to neglect their studies/get scolded by their mamas/fail exams because they frequent my blog.
shit why am i so narcissistic? slap me.

i think i should be telling myself that actually.
someone teach me some self motivation skills please.
if it works and can guarantee me a gpa of 3.5,
i shall marry you.

 

if you’re a girl,
i would go for transexual operation and marry you.

 

for those people who stereotyped me as SMART AND HARDWORKING HARDCORE MUGGER,
please tap your head 3 times and sing “I’M NOT A PERFECT PERSOOOOOOOOOON.”

…

BECAUSE,
smart does not equals to hardworking + mugger.

i’m a walking example.

thank you thank you *waves and bows and blows kisses*

i actually scored 12 for my reading compre can you believe it ?!
that’s an A1 oh god.
i never got an A1 for reading compre before in my past 2 years in rv LOL.

 

to think i didn’t touch mr hook’s compre practices at all (but being smart, i always got away with it heh heh )

 

want me to continue on to explain how smart i am?

 

nah, i think i better don’t.
cos people would get so emo and do emo stuff like smash their computer screens.
later heart pain, hand pain, pocket also pain, cos pocket burn one big hole.

don’t understand?
nvm not to be blamed, you’re not as smart as me.

 

OH SHUT UP JOYCELIN WONG.

******

anyway, today’s bio lesson was funny :

 

in the middle of the lesson…
(sudden outburst of laughter)

some blur people (including me) : EH WHAT? WHAT?
gayle : (points at down there up and down vigorously and continues laughing)
someone : MR BOEY NEVER ZIP!

*LAUGHS*

Boey : eh it’s not i never zip my pants.
it’s i never zip completely.

*LAUGHS*

(continues) when a person gets fat ah …

*LAUGHS SOMEMORE*

shirlynn  : his fat is another word for erect!

 

hahaha and he didn’t bother zipping it COMPLETELY even after we told him.

anyway, got part 2.

 

Boey : i want 2 volunteers to come out and draw how proteins are digested.
*silence*
Boey : eh, if you all keep sitting here and don’t move you all will become fatter ah…
me : then your zip will burst.

then so coincidentally, eric stood up.
hahahaha.

 

*****
okay 6.30pm now.
study time.

today’s a happy day

Hello all humans and non-humans (which include martians and pigs).

THIS IS MY NEW BLOG.
 

Rather obvious isn’t it?
Since I’ve been advertising it on my blog for a few times.

And you know what?
I’m not blogging this with my old and grumpy computer which produces horrible sounds whenever I on it anymore.
YAY.
This is so worth celebrating!

 

******

Last NCC activity before midyears today ):

We had games which was darn cool and super fun cos we were the only CCA UGs that had games.

St. Johns no CCA, NP drill, Scouts don’t know do what, Guides pitch tents.

SEE, NC IS FUN.
(okay at times only)

 

Yeah anyway back to games day
I’m in WHISKEY group heh.
(and we won can you believe it, with big heads like Kendrick in it.)

Had icebreakers first.
And we had to play this game which I know I would confirm lose :/

“BABY IF YOU LOVE ME PLEASE SMILE.”
zzzzzzzzz.

I TRIED TO HOLD BACK MY LAUGHTER YOU KNOW COS THIS WAS THE SECOND TIME THE PART C’S PLAYED IT AND I DON’T WANT TO LOSE FACE.
But very kind people like Muxin had to go and tell those juniors that I laugh very easily.
Thanks Muxin.

But Kendrick said something which I really cannot tahan.

Kendrick : Baby if you love me please smile.
Me : Don’t want leh.
Kendrick : Why?!
Me : Cos I don’t love you.
Kendrick : Why don’t you love me?! *Rambles on* AND I’VE GOT NICE HAIR (!) AND NICE EYEBROWS (!) …

I laughed once I heard that.
Like !!!???!!!??

Yeah, so to prevent anymore of his ego talk I laughed.
Okay lah, it’s rather funny actually.
I’m afraid he might probably say “And I’ve a small head and I’m so muscular like the sexy Mocca guy. WANT TO SEE MY MATCHING PIPES?”

But at least I managed to make some people laugh so I did not had to do forfeit

*******
AMAZING RACE
was alright cos it wasn’t really tiring like those I played at interact camps.
The tasks were pretty simple like,
“Get someone to say SIAO AH.” and
“COLLECT 15 SPECTACLES.”

hahaha the passing down the message game was rather dumb I guess.
We were supposed to pass down “Sheila is SHVOON (some german word) ”
but in the end Wenjing said “Sheena is SHI-VEN.”

eh not my problem ah. I heard SHI-VEN.

(you know what, i give up trying to capitalise whatever letters that need to be capitalise. i shall just type in small capitals.)

Part A guy jialiang damn zai.
I think he was a reincarnate of a netballer,
just like i was a reincarnate of a pig.

Out of so many goals he shot, he only missed one.

and i missed my first shot :/

 

WE WON THE AMAZING RACE YO.

and we got 1 big packet of chips and crackers as prizes!
big as in 1 garbage bag and not big as in kendrick’s head.
Our platoon (cos me, val and qw won. yay) has managed to grab quite alot of food.
sharing tomorrow yay.

:D:D:D

 

*******
Okay, so what’s so significant about today?

Today we had games day and everyone had fun

Today is also the day where the school decides to make it the last day of cca before mid years so we can revise.

and what have i done?

nothing.

shereen keeps reminding me “there’s alot to study for mid years you know.”

YES I KNOW I KNOW.
but it’s like my homework is not even completed
so i can’t start revising!

gah damn it.

look at the time now please.

10.45 pm.

time for the pig (yours sincerely) to sleep.

 

and i thought i was supposed to do physics assignment 7?